Bush (down) Says backing Dems is backing terrorists. In the old days, presidents left the low road to surrogates.
Kerry (down) Innocently botches anti-Bush joke and gets Swift-Boated again. Shut up and don’t run.
T. Haggard (down) If you were a top evangelical and wanted a massage, wouldn’t you call a gay-prostitute meth dealer?
D. Hunter (down) Calif. GOP rep. and ‘08 prez hopeful pulls plug on only U.S. Iraq auditor, costing taxpayers billions. Nice job.
House GOPs (down) In desperate attempt to dig up WMD evidence, put nuke secrets on govt. Web site. Nice job.
Borat (up) Most glorious Kazakh studly-man visits Premier Bush and ravages box office. Niiiiice job.
